An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A teenager sat down next to him.
He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet.

The old man stared.
Whenever the teen looked,
the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically:
"What's the matter, old boy, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without missing a beat the old man replied:
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
Just wondering if you were my son."